My Funny and memorable moments !!!!!!!!!

1)first day thriller

The most awaiting day arrived in my life .... Sept 22 2004, the first day of my college life,I sprang up from my bed at 5:00 AM ...got ready as soon as possible. I carried Eng Drawing instruments and walked out of my house as if I m going to a battlefeild.From my bag to slippers were new....The whole family came down and I bid 'au revoir to entourage' and walked further to reach my bus stop. The moment I stepped down,my foot mistakenly placed itself on a huge ball of cow's dung :P (dissshhhhkaam ...soppppa) then I went to a lady and asked for some water washed my leg and left.....college modalnaale shaani appikiten :P hmmm.......

2) My first idly met!!!

Tats none but our salwar sowmi !!!!!! since we both were eating same no.of idlys with sambar and belong to same dept IT we bcam kilose !!!!

subha : hey sowmya I will go and find out which class we have to go ....

sowmya : no di there are two classes I thk ..hope we will be in the same class

subha : ok ok i will chk and catch place de ok.....

sowmy : ok de!!!!!

this was our first conversation!!!!!hahahahahahahahaahha dam funny I was also praying god that we both have to be in same class ........ how childish we were....hmmmm....

3)A duel for a place!!!!

Myself ,sowmi and ruchika were comfortable so wanted to sit in the same place.....but oops wen i entered three demonesses were sitting !!!(sadhanas and ummmma)

Subha : aaaaa excuse me yesterday we were sitting in the same place so we wuld like to sit in this place only

sadhana : u came late ..u were not there so we sat....

subha : no no my benchmets are comfortable in this place only

sadhanas and umas left brusquely ......

During the break priya came to me and said "hey soooperra avanga moonu perayum veratitta" but uma was standing near me :P....I was trying to signal priya that uma is there but that lusi didnot understand...

then I went and apologised to sadhana and uma hahahahahahaha....... will never even forget this yaaar.......so funny !!!!!!!

4)sowmi dont use bad words :P

during maths period ruchika did one sum wrongly

sowmya : hey naaye indha sum ippidi ille de...

subha : oh no!!!! u shd not use such words...naaye laam solla koodadhu how can you use such words on her it might hurt her a lot its wrong better dont do it again!!!....

(sowmya got terrified hahahahahahaha......semma comedy)

5)one fine morning I was going for a walk......the weather was so pleasent i was enjoying the sight of wonderful golden sun...... one middle aged man with a cute lil baby was walking beside me....then fallen by that baby's charming looks i went and said aaaaachooooooo cho cute and kissed it..... andha uncle sonnanga....... "tell hai to this aunty" ....waaaaaaaaaaat????? adapaavi na paakarthukku aunty maadri ya irruken !!!!!!!!

6)The Skit -

It was all about a girl who will fall in love with a guy and will lose focus in her studies,fail miserably in placement and then will attempt suicide.The Angel will come and will give her a second life!!!!!We won the prize...

A cash prize of 2000/- ..

Sadhana Nair :Script/story/angel

vidhya,yashi :narrator

yashi :HR

Saddy : gal who will try to attempt suicide

tgpriya :the great doctor

sowmya : mother

subha :saddy's sis ...will cry bcos saddy became baddy :P(eeeeets me)

vidhya :teacher(will beat sadhana like anythg)

ruchika,sankari :basket ball players

uma :dancer

saranya,siva :past and future sadhana

The most memorable moments with you all !!!!!!!!!......wonderful days still remains green in my memory..

7)Its usual that everyone will sleep inside the class esp wen someone is teaching.Its was computer architecture class and the class was going on seriously.....I always sit in first bench ,vidhya beside me and then sowmi...

Certain thgs I do turn out tooooo humourous!!! I was literally drowsing off after a heavy lunch .... then I was trying to draw multiplexer and latches holding my pencil upside down!!!! vidhya sitting near me burst out laughing woooow!!!!!

she got caught "wat vidhya get up m i drawing cartoons on board why are u laughing hereafter if u do it i will send you out of the class...."well till the end i didnt kno that i was holding my pencil upside down!!! :P

8)gopinath sir first day shocker first day:

He was very seriously xplaining the concepts how to use the ED instruments?how to fix the chart ...blah blah.....finally he asked do u have any doubts????I stood and said "xcuse me sir what pencil to use hb,2hb r penpencil sir??????

9)One day I went very late to class after 15 mins break .In my college we are not entertained to go out of the class.It was the first day of second sem so i paniced whether I will be given OD.

Then I went to him and apologised " sir very sorry hereafter I wont do it .I went for break and I tot I would reach soon and I dint kno wen the bell rang very sorry" the whole class was silent ....then he looked @ me and saidI myself came now only ..... the whole class bursted out laughing!!!!!!!!!

10)The above all these the moment I cherish is the seminar on professional ethics well its not that i love the subject but after that seminar everybody gave a huge applause,siva and vaishu came and hugged me that was really touching probably they would have forgotten but I remember ..............that was not jus a clap or a hug ...it was the sound of 60 hearts!!!!!!!!

Will keep you updated!!! :)

as of now signing off:)

tata

Kutty is always kutty :) !!!!!!!!!!

Well I really don’t know how to start ?????? probably like this …Once upon a time…. mmm….no no …not nice the same old style .When I was young now also I am young …nein ….a bad start :(
Ok…..This time I will get it right ….
I still remember my days @ school (perfect fit).After the sound of the bell we would refrain from all our usual activities like chit-chatting, playing fire in the mountain, running around the class all non-sense!! “Subha where are u “ I would hear a voice …”then the class leader would come and check whether we were standing properly.I was the shortest in the class woow lucky gal !!!!!
I was always the first to stand and lead the others behind!!!CV’s assembly was really interesting !
I havnt been to such huge assembly after I left CV.It was posh,Hi-styled and high-eyebrowed!!!!
This height order concept continued throught my school life!!! My childhood friend Ramya was also short but she started to grow soon that made me really upset :(.Bcos I was losing her company …:P There were frequent celebrations,programs all blah blah …I watched those with ease !!!!! We had space observation too.That time also I had the first chance bcos of height order concept.I had observed the Rings of Saturn,Craters of Moon,Jupiter then Pluto.Woow Fantastic….
This height did not bother me till I completed my schooling.When I stepped into the college my enthusiasm dwindled!!!! I was the shortest in my department :(
I tried to work on my height but was in vain.I had tonsilities that hindered the glands secretion….enna koduma sir idhu…..

A few years back I took coaching for physics ….That female used to call me kullachi……
useless I hated such derogatory expressions on me…….I felt like calling her gunddachi !!!!!

Even great leaders were short!!!! One of my school teacher told me that short people are highly determined…..mmmmm…..goood…nice to hear positive expressions !!!!
Some would comment “hey don’t walk with me”…..”I don’t feel comfortable…” or some would say “u r too short to walk with me”………”subha odra odra aana adhe edthla nikira”!!!!!!!
Whatever people say I would jus smile @ them and say
“yeppodhume shuba nimirthan pesuva”

..I loved to sit in last bench it was my dream!!!!!! It never happened to me in my school days ….I tot it would bcom true atleast in my college life. But people would chase me front.
The unexplored secret is that u can enjoy the most only in first bench.I had played cards ,completed my assignments,listening to music,chit-chatting,eating,sleeping, so many woow great!!!!!
The probability of chosing my life partner is more……..I don’t trouble my parents!!!!!! :P
Its really exhilarating to know that I remain green in many minds even after long years…….
“Oh!!!!! That little gal …ya ya I remember her very well…..” :)
So lovely……It is suprising for myself I had never felt bad for being short bcos Being short is my most adorable quality gifted by GOD!!!

:) tata bye
signing off

A few funny creatures!!!!!!!! :) :P

Almost twooooooo weeks got over but still Deutsch seem to be like 'Tenali Rama's Thilakaashta Mahisha Bandhana' :D.
The first day when I entered the classroom I was flabbergasted. I was doubtful whether it was a classroom or a canteen!!!!!!!! The first day I had a feel of sitting in Saravana Bhavan……wooooooow!!!!!!!! sounds tooooo good…….mmmmmm…….
I really dont know how do they take classes Oh! my god they are Angels !!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haven’t been to such wonderful classrooms... it’s different!!!! Bcos sometimes it is a fish market very soon it becomes a zoo or a playground!!! We shout,tease others then…a few keeps jumping from one place to another jus like monkeys jumping from one tree to another…..then suddenly we play throw balls….then we become dumbs……blah blah……there are a lot of funny exotic creatures!!!!!!!!
One day a very serious discussion was going on about the verbs used in german.It was sharp 12:00. I noticed a bag moving slowly I was dumbfound !!!!!!!!!! ….”oh !!! kutty ……how abnormal a bag moving?????????” For a few seconds kutty was bewildered ??????.... “Oh tat’s Sharath!!!!!!” Since he is toooo thin I couldn’t find him .He got tucked to his huge bag!!!!!!!He always talks tamil in English, well its puzzling !!!!! hahahahhahhahaha!!!!
Whenever he asks doubts he reminds me of my college met who kept asking doubts always jus like Sharath, The Doubt!!!!!
I have also watched a few ppl always waiting for 12:30 pm .As soon as its 12:00 I could hear them saying “dei mani aachi da”!!!!!!!! Might be they want to become Bakasuras by 1:30 pm :P. I think pranoy said this ....
There are four tables in the classroom.The first table is always reserved for high minded,padips,nerds,geeks!!!!!!!!!!! Heheheheh…..like Zenobia,The Mouse …very sweet gal who always accompanies me till the bus stop.I will come with her jus like vijaykanth in chinna counder !!!!! Then Uma akka …..The Doubt Clearer!!!!!...... nearby Sharath will be sitting ..The Doubt Raiser!!!! During breaktime Uma would tell us some interesting facts about her kid….:P
The most enchanting character I have ever seen is Seema,opens her mouth only is required……I love her dressing sense. I should surely mention about Geetha akka … believe me I never thought she had kids!!!!!! She looked so young ……mmmm….Well anyway never ask the age of a women…..bcos Women are eternally young!!!!!
I like to introduce a few of my neighbors Niranjini always jubilant,smiling especially after marriage :P very calm and polite …..but she is a lil lazy like me!!!!!
Then comes Ramya signifies “Beauty” Unfortunately matches her!!!!!!She is as cool as an ice-cream, a fun-loving gal. She accepts whatever comes on her way whether it is a failure or success…..Good Attitude!!!!!!!! There are a huge bunch of people on earth who have passion for flamboyant dressing jus like my benchmate Satish.
Mona a goody goody gal like me. The youngest in the class!!!!!
Then comes the naughtiest lot!!!!!!!! varadhan the bratz !!!!!!His behavior resembles one of my very close friend Baggy,well she has been already introduced in this blog….!!!!!
Setta na Setta appidi oru setta mmm…….He is an high extroverted person ,fun-loving very playful. Adhaagapattadhu enna na ivaru longla paakarthukku comedian ana kitla terroru terroru terroru!!!!!!
But I pity Mr.Raja and Mr.Thangaraj …How will they manage three devious bratz ??????
including Majit and Hariharen !!!!!!!
Ganesh will always give a different entry .He will come only in the middle of the class.
Dam cool .....Pudhusa kalyaanam aanavangalam ippidi than pola…mmmm……
The other Ganesh is very taaaalllllll!!!!! I think he climbs the tree daily.Or does he drinks litres and litres of complan everyday!!! But I too drank I was a complan girl..... but why I dint grow tall like him ?????I found more than hundred complan tins in my house a few yrs back .oru vella ippidi yosikinumo… avalo kudichadhunaala than atleast konjam valandhirken!!!!!!!!! Mmm………
Senthil always remains unnoticed !!! very few ppl are modest like him.He belongs to the silent bench .Mr.Ramesh and tall Ganesh also belongs to the same bench .There is another boy his name is Arjun.....he remainds me of "son of secretary "in Mozhi !!! very silent boy......
another person is nagarajan these people belong to the silent bench ....
Mr.Ramesh has a pleasant and pleasing personality,always likes to be positive in his approach,but will forget to take his friend’s bag !!!!!!! hehehehehh!!!!
Yesterday morning one lady entered our classroom I wondered who was that!!!!! “Oh !!!! kutty that’s rajalakshmi “ very sweet and a cheerful personality.
A feel of classroom again is exhilarating and befriending with variety of people is fascinating.
There are a lot of undefined substances, unexplored places, unknown creatures on earth …just like the Book Of Revelation!!!!!! Each person is different in their actions ,character,thoughts,… What a beautiful creation of God!!!!!!
Oh !!!!! its ten O clock …time to go to bed……
Early to bed early to rise makes a man healthy wealthy and wise !!!!!!

As of now tata!!!! :)

Undefined Symptoms !@#$%^&<>?000........The End

It is more than a year I did something useful.I always attempt to clarify the situation but succeeded in befuddling myself!!!!. I had weird symptoms like pasikum aana saapida pudikaadhu, thukam varum aana bed la padutha thukam varadu , I did not like to sit,stand,bath ,getting up in the morning ….all mundane activities ....then....I would suddenly wake up @ midnight and surf for something to eat jus like bakasura … I used to think why does this happen to me ? Even now it remains as a question …..jus like UFO’s !!!!!!!! You kno I went to the Doc bcos I feared something was wrong with me !!!!!! He asked me what problem I had ????????????? I sat like a dumb .....then I said "Undefined Symptoms"
uuuuuuuffffffffff the problem here was sitting @ home ...Simpli Sitting Doing Nothing :P !!!!!
Sitting @ home is the worst situation for me and I hope I dont get this kind of situation after few years :D .... Once a upon a time I was placed in HCL a $4billion company :P … woooww !!! I will never forget those wonderful moments. My expectations increased day by day, with exuding confidence I used to open my mailbox daily as if I would get a call from HCL … :P !!!!!!!!!
My mind was just like a monkey jumping from one tree to another :P
After a few days I wanted to own a small & cute restaurant...then after a few months I wanted to become a film director....then I wanted to become a story writer….so everyday I had variety of thoughts and useless ideas!!!!
When I go out people ask me what are you ? where are you working? Such qs would drive kutty into darkness :( .Sometimes I feel hurt when I call my friend… “I m busy in office da ,sorry”
mmmm……I understand …then y is Kutty sitting at home doing nothing absolutely vetti :(
Then I started applying for jobs, luckily I gotta call from a decent and good company. I was preparing for nearly two weeks and somehow wanted to get in, but it was not my cup of tea.
I had put my heart and soul in learning words that sounded like lionocerangoutgadif(not sure abt the spelling :D ).I was down with confidence and tried very hard to get out of this shock …a second shock!!!!!!!!!
How can Kutty’s kutty heart bear it????That night I went to bed with tears from my lovely eyes.
The next morning I was so dam fed up to sit @ home ...” oh!!! Kutty come on cheer up”
so I took my bag and caught a bus that took me to Mux Muller Bhavan. I enrolled myself for a six week course, so that I can put an end to those ‘undefined symptoms’ .It was an intelligent move and so called ‘undefined symptoms’ are getting vanished. Moreover I feel good these days bcos of the feel of classroom again, new group of friends, positive and an enthusiastic environment.
“Kutty jus think was your tears worth …..no . thank god I wasted only two weeks :)……
I stood in front of the mirror looked at my jubilant face full of enthusiasm. I said to myself “Kutty Life is full of hitz and misses.Dont you know beautiful pictures are created in the dark .So if you are in darkness then God is creating a beautiful picture for you. Life is sooooo beautiful and learn to accept as they are !!!!!!”
Be as CooooooL as possible !!!!!!!!!!!

The Pursuit Of Happiness!

I didnot have even a wink of sleep.I had to burn my mid-night oil to complete my work.At 6 am I would walk to get a cup of coffee for myself and Maalu.My precious hours were grabbed by special classes so I found arduous to complete it in the stipulated period of time.
Sitting in the class from 7:45 am to 9:30 pm was like sitting on a burning stove.Every hour faculties would come scribble something on board and walked away.The lessons they taught were like ghost stories that gave me the heebie-jeebies.
Then we got an announcement that we people can leave the hostel and go to our house happily.
Myself and Maalu were in seventh heaven.I ran to my room danced a little jig crashing my bag on the floor.It was christmas eve and my college was decorated with festoons and colourful lamps.The sky had cute twinkling stars and I felt like jumping and collecting those stars to make a necklace.My dad arrived and maalu's mom also arrived we left saying auf weidersehen.
While going I peeped my head out and looked in awe like a one year old baby,as if I havent seen the outside world.
Then I reached my heaven my eyes were filled with happiness after seeing the temple tank near my house.
I ran and hugged my mom,I saw my cousins baddy and sam with whom I used to play very often.I had a jubliant smile on my face.I refreshed myself went to my bed and had a heavenly sleep.

My Heart sank!!!!

I stepped into my class everyone turned their head towards me showing sympathy , I put my head down and continued to walk till I reached my desk.My Math faculty entered with a list in his hand."Subhavaaruni did u bring ur luggage" he enquired.I looked at him, appalled and said "yes sir".Every faculty would ask me "Are u goin to hostel?",
"did u bring ur luggages","how many days u are supposed to stay??". I was exasperated.I piety them!!!!!! They only knew senseless machines but not sensible human beings!!! I was patient enough to answer their silly questions.Siva alias Women of Mystery,would be with me and often pacified me.
That day evening I had to settle in some room.Aghast!!!!!!! not a girl came forward to share a room with me.I stepped into hostel and took help from hostel incharge.I knocked the door.Immeidiately I was responded "who is that?" it was suchi's voice.
"I m a new comer,open the door!!!!" I said.
Suchi was shocked to see me there.Along with suchi,sherin and nive were present .Though Sherin drove me scary during my initial college days later she became one my of good friend.They looked at me as if I had spoiled their privacy.I said sorry and added that I dint have anyone except suchi.A few minutes later I heard Sherin's words to suchi "hey look I cant tolerate her in this room." I couldnt control my tear gland and I decided not to be in that room for a long time.So I kept my luggage and walked in search of another room.While walking I thought... am I wrong or are they wrong? Is it wrong to be traditional?
Why people tease me like this? What an attitude??But my mind refused to respond to such rhetorical questions.On the way I met Malini ,Bagg's close friend.I was so happy after seeing her.I felt as if an angel had come to give me company.Finally we decided to be in a new room.I settled in a new room and sat on the bed thinking about my mom and my dad.It was around 8 pm so we left for our dinner.We entered and loo !!!! There were no seperate laddles for veg and non-veg, we got irritated.We had curd rice and left.Next day her mom came and she left with her mom. My classes were terrible I felt as if I was abandoned.
After my college I saw my friends walking towards the bus and me to hostel.I was overcome with acute nostalgia for my times with my parents.I loved my place,missed my temple tank and my favourite mesakara opposite to my house.
I could see buses moving out of my college campus.I recollected my days in bus with my gang ,it was like a quick jaunt to my place.I started crying aloud for few minutes then I stopped as I was exhausted.I took a piece of paper and wrote:
My lonely tears trickling down my cheeks,
each minute you made me weak.
Everymorning I got up with a frown,
not knowing how to remove my lonely crown.
when everyone is fast asleep,
I sit and weep.
lonely is my life,
feel like reaching a knife.
you grabbed my fire,
and gave me despire.
standing by the shore,
do you want to ruin me anymore.
lonely like a winter tree,
why dont you leave me free......
-Subhavaaruni Rao
(please dont copy this bcos these are not just words but my tears!!!)

Later my classmates Shakti and M.Saranya were with me till Malini arrived.They gave me very good company in my hostel days.I was an apple-pie and dint know anything about movies.I saw Chelame that night in the open air theatre with shakthi and saranya.......OMG!!!!!! believe me I didnot understand the movie at all.hahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!
semma comedy......... Next day Maalu arrived .Maalu was my very good friend ,very innocent like a child.My days with her will remain green in my memory!!!!!