'I dont do what I like ,I like what I do'

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

shshshshshsh.......it's Xam Tym!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For me Xam is a system where fools ask questions which the wise cannot answer!!!! Omg!!!! very hard to manage it believe me!!!
By the time I came home I would be half dead bcos it would be around 7 pm.During xams I used rush to my house,washed my face and started to learn.I would be dog-tired.Then I had to complete my observation & record,the useless work forced on wise people.My bedtime during xams were around 2 am!!!I had to sleep for few hrs atleast.
The xam was only for one chapter & see how I toiled!!!!! For this so called Xam we had different sitting arrangement in different classes ayyo ayyo semme comedy!!! An ordinary mid sem was conducted like a semester xam!!!!! so exaggerated......
Xams and regular classes never interfered which was the biggest problem!!! so I had to finish all homeworks and also study for my xams!!!!! paavam chinna pulla enna panum :( !!!!
I never slept without finishing or else a ghost would come and frighten me BOOOOOGABOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Then I would get up and again learn the same thing bcos I would have forgotten!!!!I used to take the notes to the bathroom fix it somwhere and learn while bathing this was not the end I used to walk with my book reading the same thing till my bus stop,this made several strange heads turn!!!I didnot stop even then ,I had my book tight in my hand till I entered the xam hall.An xam that was conducted afterall for one chapter!!!! hmmmmmmm..........
The bell would ring and ji would chase us to get in useless ji he should be asked to write the xams we murmured!!!!!
It was for one chapter and the duration was 3 hrs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Instead of wasting time in preparing a question paper they should have asked us to write the whole chapter!!!! I think its better idea!!!
Then the invigilator started distributing question paper but to my astonishment I couldnot find what I had studied!!!! What I saw was a white paper printed in black letters!!!!! My head bcame blank so my answer sheet was also blank.After thinking hard I would start to write with great difficulty......Every Xam would go like this !!!!
After all xams got over was the distribution of answer booklet!!!!! When my name was heard I had a hot lump in my throat my hand would become chill holding it tightly.Finally I would pass and butterflies would fly inside my stomach and I would bcome a hotdog!!!!!
There was no practical approach towards xams it was mug up vomit system similar to matriculation and state board schools!!!!
I couldnt manage for first 2 years but somehow I started to gear up and study in the beginning of 3rd year.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

THE SECRET SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sitting in the class for a long time was nauseating,faculties would come every hour bark and go. I would be waiting for 5:00 pm bell.As soon as it rings we would rush letting out a tarzan-like yell of exultation. For me 5 pm bell would sound like a piano so feel of vomitting,dizziness would suddenly disappear!!!!finally I would reach my route bus.But baggy was always faster than me and others!!!!!! God knows how she managed to come sooooo soooooooon,probably she might climb on others and run!!
Then priyanka would come carrying books heavier than her !!!Moni always coooool and composed except during xams!!! On the way she would sight-see everything and everyone!!!!!! Nettai ramya and ramya would come together slowly having fun while walking.
Then the bus would start and we also began our discussions.Everyday we had different stories on how we caught those six seats.It was himalayan acheivement to catch six seats in overcrowded bus but we made it!!!!
Sitting together and chatting,giggling,teasing was fun especially about our faculties!!! We made several heads turn towards us!!
Our stop would come soon we all would wave byeee!!!!!!
Bhargavi nicknamed as Baggy,
the brat,gears of her devious mind whirring fast,clearly looking to do some mischeives!!!! (hahahahahhahhhahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) My bus stop mate in the beginning.It was heartening to meet altruistic person in this dog-eat-dog world!!! Her hobby is to pull my leg and my passtime is to fall as her victim!!Very emotional and sensitive in nature.
Priyanka alias Asin!!!!!! First gal to befriend in this gang & first person to think that I was her senior!!!!!!!Rationalistic in her thoughts, a convincing hopeful person.When she walks her curly hair would fall on her tasty cheeks!!! I still remember what I said "I will wait till you come your class is in 2nd floor" Thank god she came how innocent I was!!!!
Monisha alias Pinku,later nicknamed as Fashion Icon of IT A.I thought she was taciturn when I first met her,but she fooled me!!!!!!!! Omg!!!!! she will never close her mouth if she opens it.Our combined studies are unforgettable hahahahahahahah!!!!! We had a duel and I told her "I will slap you" hahahahahaahahah aiyo aiyo!!!!!comedy!
Ramya sometimes we call her 256 MB RAM,bcos of her powerful memory!!!!she is quite irresistable to the guys!!!!!She is laconic in her expressions,a strong woman of few words.Beware of Ramya!!!!!though she is silent semma KD!!!!!:P :Pheheheheeh
Ramya nicknamed as nettai,very tall thin gal.She started a revolution to change house finally it was made successful by Baggy and Asin!!!!!!As soon as she came she would fall asleep and baggy brat would wake her up and ask "thoooogiriya" hahahahahhaha!!!!!!!
Last but not the Least in this gang comes
subha alias subha the great !!!!!
(heheheheheheheh!!!!) This gal will open her mouth only to eat and drink water.otherwise she is a goody goody gal!!!!!!!!!!heheheheheheheheh!!!!!!!!!!
We used to shout and scream in the bus even as first years!!!!!!Sometimes I think hope we had a rewind system like the ones in Tape recorder.My class was Hell but my bus was like Utopia!!!!
My times with these people will be cherished.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

A Pleasent Meet!!!!!!!!!!!

It was a pleasent morning,the sun shone brighter and everything seemed to reflect my mood.The chirping of the birds,the rustle of the leaves sounded like the speech of angels!!! I was overflowing with enthusiasm.From my dress to stationery were new.
I dressed neatly and stepped out of my house.I kept walking till I reached the bus stop.At a distance I saw a polychromatic,multicolored, gigantic vehicle that came like a storm and stood past me.It had words that read "St.Joseph's College of Engineering" .
"dad, this is the bus" I chortled.I waved hands to my dad cheerfully.To my dismay I heard a very rude voice"don't you know you are not supposed to climb this side go to the front this is boys side.Without knowing the rules of St. Josephs y did u come??"
"oh sorry ma'am"
I was trying to be little obedient.I settled and the bus started .I felt as if I was in sun's chariot.The wheels of the bus didnot touch the road.As soon as I completed saying Jack Robinson I was in my college campus.I stepped down and I looked in awe,my mouth agape at this mammoth multi-storied buildings and small cute blocks,majestic lawns.I needed a few more sense organs to admire these.
I went with the crowd.A stick like tall figure walked past me "oh natta ramya!!!!!" my old school friend.
"hey shubha which dept."
"IT"
"what about you?" I enquired .
"cse".
Far away I saw another Ramya (my tution mate) and I introduced her to natta ramya.They both patched up soon and walked away nonchalantly.Then I saw loads of people walking with plates.I went to that spot "oh idlis with chutney and sambar.it was breakfast time".I took my idlis and a good looking girl brushed past me brusquely.She turned towards me and said "sorry".
"Its ok.what's ur name?" I enquired."I m D. Sowmya from IT and what about you?"
"I m Subhavaaruni. me too IT"
Sowmy was exicted "Oh woooow .Come lets go and find our class".
She was kind enough to wait till I completed eating my idlis.Then we went in search of our class. I saw a man and his looks were haughty,excessively superior he stood right in front of the door bossing people nearby.He spoke to me as if he had resolved the indo-pakistan problem.
"sir may I know which is our class".
"Go to room no 36."
He answered as though he didnt know tamil.
We settled inside the classroom ,the bell rang.A thin man with suite entered and walked up to the podium."I m Purushottaman your class counsellor and I will be taking mathamatics for you all.I want everyone to pay attention to my class...." as usual dialogues!!!!!
There was pin drop silence.We were busy working out problems all of a sudden an arrogant group entered the room.They had a boy with them and he looked as if someone had beaten him.He uttered a few words "I will not ask any girls name.sorry" .I was nonplussed.Then I mummered a few words of appeasement to my friends ruchika and sowmya.Within few minutes calm peaceful classroom turned to be babel of noises.After this incident we never turned our face to the guys.
I started conversing with the girls sitting nearby.I slowly came to know them ruchika,a very studious responsible gal,sitting on my left and sowmya,very gregarious and excitable ,to my right.I was a little careful and scared to talk with Sherin.At the extreme left was suchita always chit-chatting,fighting with uma and yashi hahahahahahahah!!!!! I still remember how she eats chocolate with her vaathu vaai ! One of my sweetest friend.Uma alias kuttuvilakku ,an excellent bharathanatyam dancer,very kind and innocent gal.But yashi is a KD .I liked her because she used to converse in english all times hahahahah!!!!!. I got myself introduced to priya,when she was crying as she was asked to get out by physics ma'am!!!!She seemed to be so silent but I was wrong ......I never thought that she would be a chatter pox!!!! Then came the entry of our class chess champions,swetha and sumana.They will look as if God made them for each other!!!!
In the front three girls were always chit chatting,giggling and having gala time even during classes went on.They were saranya,suchitra and vaishu.I cant forget how they were caught red-handed by Mr.Gopinath hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!
I was so afraid to talk with these girls especially Saranya,but now she is one of my close friend.She used to take me to the bathroom,stand in front of the mirror and drew her lips with lipliner.I stood reactionless and on the way to class she would say a hai to everyone "hai aditya,hey you how r u....." oh!my god what if yr incharge sees me no....so I used to maintain distance with her!!!
A few benches away there was a girl who always asked doubts,later nicknamed as scientist.She was the only girl who new what was happening to me!Very often she plays the devils advocate with people around her especially with her best friend suchita.She was an altruistic personality and my well-wisher.
I cant stop my laughter when I think about a duel between me and kutty sadhana alias egg eater ,finally I was declared to be the winner!!!!!
Then a smart,graceful figure breezed past me very aristocratic in her looks and had winsome mannerisms caught many eyes!!!!!!!!!
She was always accompanied by a tall girl later I nicknamed her as ummmmmmmma!!!!!
Next day came the entry of our gang thala!!!!! pera sonna summa adhuridhula.........a very close friend of sowmya and me too.Yet another thairsaadham like me!!!!Beware of her studious looks!
hahahahahahah!!!!!!!! we three used to sit in first bench giggle,chat,fight all blah blahh.....
nice to think of those times...

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Go beyond a joke!!!!!!

"hurry up,we need to get out of this place." I cautioned everyone. "knock knock knock knock" the sound increased slowly we got horrified.Baggy just got up to open the door I swiftly moved and flinched her back in fear "you idiot!!! dont go its a serious situation."
"ok ok everyone cool.....cool lets plan intelligently" priyanka was trying to pacify.Her ability to restore our temper was in vain.The knock of the door was severe and insistent in its demand.But failed to elicit a response.
"why dont we open the door and see who is it?" Moni gave her useless suggestion."Minku dont be playful we are bundle of nerves"
"no Baggy lets have faith we are nerves of steel" I chortled."stop ur useless conversation"priyanka yelled at us...."omg!!!!!!!! bang of the door id increasing"..... finally we decided to open the door .."yes cut the godian not ...I will take the lead" went near the door minku,priya and baggy were one behind the other.I slowly opened the door "sorry to disturb you ma'am take these food packets its for you all.dont come out we will are making arrangements for ur rescue" .
uuufffff its our hotel staff!!!!!! I closed the door and turned and I was terrified and shouted "gals see here a....m.m..m..maaaam witda gugugun" He had AK47 and pointed that gun towards me and commanded "who are u ???show me ur passport ...come on fast otherwise ur life is in my hands" moni was so fearful and started to cry........baggy and priya trying to comfort moni ...I tried to hold my fear and answered him "wait I will show......are you from army.." suddenly he talks to someone over phone and replaces the receiver.
I tried to make out what language but I couldnt.. probably some army language!!!!! ..I heard few words like "ohio ohioeee and twotwodo"
Baggy sprang up and said "hey its gautham".........I was full of excitement what r u doing here with ur army dress .when did u join army??????" He looked very serious and said "naangalaam appidi tha all rounder" ...He continued "I came here to shoot for next film.. Whats ur name?????...."me .....S with a U..U with a B..B with a H..H with a A....Subha.....these three monkeys are my friends the rest have stepped out to keep an ice on their head ....
"well good but u also look like monkey" he added
"thanks" I said gracefully as if he wished me for my birthday.
He continued to ask a few questions "what is carnot cycle?? and tell me the diff between data hiding and data encapsulation?"
we all blinked and discussed seriously ...he interrupted our discussion "why the hell did u do engineering if u dont say I will screw u all???"
"ooouch" he twisted my ears "what's zero divided by zero???"....
My mom entered and shouted near my ears " u lazy gal get up its 7:15 "
ooopppss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its a dream..............

I had a cup of coffee and started to think about my dream. My dream was absolutely illogical,very funny hahahahahahahahah!!!! I couldnt stop my laughter......
"naangalaam appidi tha all rounder" ok all rounder na eppadi jaangiri, jilabi suthardha!!!!!
"S with a U..U with a B..B with a H..H with a A....Subha" engiyo ketamaadri irrukku.........I think its P.G. wodehouse style but I havnt read his books!!!!!
"well good but u also look like monkey" he added......idhallaam rombha over ...semma insult yen dream le vandhu enakke insulta!!!!!
adhukku oru thanks vera !!!!! adacha......
"what is carnot cycle?? and tell me the diff between data hiding and data encapsulation?" but these q's were asked by my HR during my mock interview .....
"why the hell did u do engineering........" adhu ennamo vasthavamaana vishayam ...still not gotta a call from my company???
.............if u dont say I will screw u all???"
screw panardha appidina is he a screw driver!!!!!.........
When I was in 10th my maths sir used to twist my ears very often because I was very weak in maths......na maths la weaku nu avurkku eppadi theriyum!!!!!!!

Well I think I need to make an indepth analysis of my dream.Dreams are an expression of our real life thoughts, feelings, concerns and experiences.There are five stages of sleep.The last stage is called REM (Rapid Eye Movement).This REM Sleep was discovered by Eugene Aserinky.When we dream eyes beneath our closed eyelids flutter.There are a lot of interesting theories proposed by sigmund freud and carl jung...When we dream, our central nervous system is going into an active state, which it is does periodically during our sleep. Nobody is quite sure why, by the way. Is it a testing of the system to see if everything's still working? We don't quite know.
I generally dont forget my dream so easily because of my stable sleeping pattern.But why was it so funny and illogical???
I was haunting for an answer ...fortunately I got the answer from a dream site......let me xplain..When the stress hormone levels increases the flow of information between hippocampus and neocortex decreases.So during memory consolidation recent,distant related memories are linked.
During my bedtime I was talking about vaaranam aiyram to my friend added to this I saw mumbai blasts in all news channels and I was terrified.I prayed for their safety and went to bed.

Well its true that I like his films The biggest comedy was Gautham Menon wearing an army dress,holding an AK47 and asking me interview q's hahahahahahahahahhaha!!!!!

Finalla semma mokkai!!!

Monday, December 1, 2008

jus cant 4get!!!

epadi tym spend pannalaam......I had all weird ideas on how to spend my time mmmm....going on for a campaign wearing a black tshirt "xploitation of children is illegal" and "follow me if you accept it" written in front and back....okay then I will start from my house early in the morning ,let Hindu senior secondary school be the starting point ...aaaaa..then I will walk through Dr.Radhakrishnan Rd .........hey wait what if street dogs chase me like wat happened to siva ......what if it bites me oh! m not able to imagine......okkay..then wat to do ????mmm... I will check my mail box" with exuding confidence I opened my mailbox as if I would get a call and my date of join from HCL.
My day went on like this thinking... thinking.....uufff...The monotonous routine of this life(i mean simply sitting doing nothing!!!!!!) induced a feeling of ennui and makes me moody.. OOOOOO !!!! HCL send me the call letter.....The televison shrilled through this peaceful afternoon.I barked "useless serials" as I shut the room door . I sat on the bed slowly my head moved towards my soft lovely pillow , my eyelids were heavy and I had a dewy-feathered sleep.And as I assumed that the quietude had been restored my telephone shrilled.My eyes refusing to open and my lackadaisical attitude of expecting someone to respond .Unfortunately no one bothered to put an end to this discordant cacaphony.
My hand reached the telephone reluctantly and before I barked into the phone I heard a very cheerful voice
"haai shubha,this is moni shall we go out" I jumped saying "hey hai coooool ya sure" ."shuba come to my house tomorrow we will plan"
I was bubbling with excitement
."mom m going out tomorrow with my friends ya hoooo".my dad was curious "why for what???"
"yes I m going and I m going ...going with my friends!!!!!! "
Next day morning I jumped from my bed got ready and started to moni's place.This time I went to Moni's new house.I knocked the door "hai shubha,Moni is upstairs " that was moni's mom.As I walked in, I saw a cute doll lying on the steps "oh this doll looks so cute "and I went near it "oh no its moving ....hey no its not a doll its a puppy...hey what is its name " .We call him "Hrithik" .ok then I will name him as Roshan" . I was playing with it for a long time Moni was telling me how she got this baby!!!!!!!!!
Then I continued walking on the stairs till I reached Moni's bedroom. I opened the door and I was wonderstruck "what a huge bedroom???" Her bedroom looked like a playground!!!!! I was going behind Moni like a moon following the earth -:)
Finally I landed myself in visitor's hall and I was flabbergasted.I saw Baggy and Moni with a B'day cake "treat to peppy" written on it.
With a dewy-eye I started to cut... Baggy bursted out laughing "hey loosu u r having the knife upside down" I was completely novice about cutting cakes during bdays "oh !!!! ok ....its ok I dint know" .Now I kept my knife in a perfect position ..Moni yelled
" U crack
light the candle idiot"
. I lit all the candles "mokka shubha enna paakara blow the candles" she again yelled.......

hey wait I will take a


of this cute bday cake ..The cake was yummy because love and affection was its receipe not because of skillful confectioner!!!!!!!!!! Then we had a delicious lunch with semiya payasam ...then unda mayakam thodanukkum undu!!!! so we slept.....
My effervesence did not fade even after some days!!!! I had a feeling as if I was born on nov 3 2008 ....because I haven't celebrated my birthday like this !!!!!hardly people call me and wish.......and this day will remain green in my memory!!!!!!!
I love you buddies.........