'I dont do what I like ,I like what I do'

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Go beyond a joke!!!!!!

"hurry up,we need to get out of this place." I cautioned everyone. "knock knock knock knock" the sound increased slowly we got horrified.Baggy just got up to open the door I swiftly moved and flinched her back in fear "you idiot!!! dont go its a serious situation."
"ok ok everyone cool.....cool lets plan intelligently" priyanka was trying to pacify.Her ability to restore our temper was in vain.The knock of the door was severe and insistent in its demand.But failed to elicit a response.
"why dont we open the door and see who is it?" Moni gave her useless suggestion."Minku dont be playful we are bundle of nerves"
"no Baggy lets have faith we are nerves of steel" I chortled."stop ur useless conversation"priyanka yelled at us...."omg!!!!!!!! bang of the door id increasing"..... finally we decided to open the door .."yes cut the godian not ...I will take the lead" went near the door minku,priya and baggy were one behind the other.I slowly opened the door "sorry to disturb you ma'am take these food packets its for you all.dont come out we will are making arrangements for ur rescue" .
uuufffff its our hotel staff!!!!!! I closed the door and turned and I was terrified and shouted "gals see here a....m.m..m..maaaam witda gugugun" He had AK47 and pointed that gun towards me and commanded "who are u ???show me ur passport ...come on fast otherwise ur life is in my hands" moni was so fearful and started to cry........baggy and priya trying to comfort moni ...I tried to hold my fear and answered him "wait I will show......are you from army.." suddenly he talks to someone over phone and replaces the receiver.
I tried to make out what language but I couldnt.. probably some army language!!!!! ..I heard few words like "ohio ohioeee and twotwodo"
Baggy sprang up and said "hey its gautham".........I was full of excitement what r u doing here with ur army dress .when did u join army??????" He looked very serious and said "naangalaam appidi tha all rounder" ...He continued "I came here to shoot for next film.. Whats ur name?????...."me .....S with a U..U with a B..B with a H..H with a A....Subha.....these three monkeys are my friends the rest have stepped out to keep an ice on their head ....
"well good but u also look like monkey" he added
"thanks" I said gracefully as if he wished me for my birthday.
He continued to ask a few questions "what is carnot cycle?? and tell me the diff between data hiding and data encapsulation?"
we all blinked and discussed seriously ...he interrupted our discussion "why the hell did u do engineering if u dont say I will screw u all???"
"ooouch" he twisted my ears "what's zero divided by zero???"....
My mom entered and shouted near my ears " u lazy gal get up its 7:15 "
ooopppss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its a dream..............

I had a cup of coffee and started to think about my dream. My dream was absolutely illogical,very funny hahahahahahahahah!!!! I couldnt stop my laughter......
"naangalaam appidi tha all rounder" ok all rounder na eppadi jaangiri, jilabi suthardha!!!!!
"S with a U..U with a B..B with a H..H with a A....Subha" engiyo ketamaadri irrukku.........I think its P.G. wodehouse style but I havnt read his books!!!!!
"well good but u also look like monkey" he added......idhallaam rombha over ...semma insult yen dream le vandhu enakke insulta!!!!!
adhukku oru thanks vera !!!!! adacha......
"what is carnot cycle?? and tell me the diff between data hiding and data encapsulation?" but these q's were asked by my HR during my mock interview .....
"why the hell did u do engineering........" adhu ennamo vasthavamaana vishayam ...still not gotta a call from my company???
.............if u dont say I will screw u all???"
screw panardha appidina is he a screw driver!!!!!.........
When I was in 10th my maths sir used to twist my ears very often because I was very weak in maths......na maths la weaku nu avurkku eppadi theriyum!!!!!!!

Well I think I need to make an indepth analysis of my dream.Dreams are an expression of our real life thoughts, feelings, concerns and experiences.There are five stages of sleep.The last stage is called REM (Rapid Eye Movement).This REM Sleep was discovered by Eugene Aserinky.When we dream eyes beneath our closed eyelids flutter.There are a lot of interesting theories proposed by sigmund freud and carl jung...When we dream, our central nervous system is going into an active state, which it is does periodically during our sleep. Nobody is quite sure why, by the way. Is it a testing of the system to see if everything's still working? We don't quite know.
I generally dont forget my dream so easily because of my stable sleeping pattern.But why was it so funny and illogical???
I was haunting for an answer ...fortunately I got the answer from a dream site......let me xplain..When the stress hormone levels increases the flow of information between hippocampus and neocortex decreases.So during memory consolidation recent,distant related memories are linked.
During my bedtime I was talking about vaaranam aiyram to my friend added to this I saw mumbai blasts in all news channels and I was terrified.I prayed for their safety and went to bed.

Well its true that I like his films The biggest comedy was Gautham Menon wearing an army dress,holding an AK47 and asking me interview q's hahahahahahahahahhaha!!!!!

Finalla semma mokkai!!!

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